Only Women's Style Available T-Qualizer Heart T-Shirt Style: GT180 Pink 1431494 Pink 1431481 Pink
Good-Bye Elliot T-Shirt Style: GT193 In September 1983, up to 20 truckloads of the failed Atari video game "E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial" quietly fell into a landfill in Alamogordo, New Mexico. Whether they were shoved off a bicycle or not is unknown, but if you've ever tried the game, you'll agree it was the "be good" thing to do. Please note, American Apparel shirts tend to run a bit small Navy - Men's Medium $4.99 Navy - Men's Large $4.99 Navy - Men's XL $4.99 Navy - Men's 2XL $4.99 Navy - Women's Small
Only Men's Style Available Sacred City Derby Girls T-Shirt Style: GT188 Here's the team shirt for the Sacred City Derby Girls, a flying-high roller derby squad based out of Roseville, California. The SCDG was kind enough to participate in our tee-shirt marathon photography session, and we gladly support their endeavors. Black - Men's Medium $15.99 Black - Men's Large $15.99 Black - Men's XL $15.99 Black - Men's 2XL $15.99
Never Forget T-Shirt Style: GT199 Lessee, reason for Cretaceous-Tertiary extinction event: asteroid. Is that right? Volcano? Wait. Climate change? Cavemen? Sea level regression? Cigarettes? Genetic experiments? Voodoo? Was it voodoo? VOODOO!! Er, wait. Frankly, we don't remember. But with this shirt, we will never forget. Please note: American Apparel tee shirts tend to run a bit small. Olive - Men's Medium $4.99 Olive - Men's Large $9.99 Olive - Men's XL $4.99 Olive - Men's 2XL $4.99 Olive - Women's Small
Missouri Love Company T-Shirt Style: GT198 With shared borders with three Southern states, three Plains states and two Midwestern states, Missouri is considered the center of the big party called the United States. Missouri is also known as the state with the most permissive alcohol laws. It's totally not square! (That'd be Wyoming.) Please note: American Apparel shirts tend to run a bit small. Green - Men's 2XL $4.99 Green - Women's Small $9.99
Picked Last in Gym Class T-Shirt Style: GT168 Most nerds, it seems, are athletically challenged. But hey, it's a new world order. It's not "might-makes-right" anymore. Brains are the hot commodity, so if you got picked last in gym class, maybe it's because you were working on your mind. Green - Men's Medium $15.99 Green - Men's Large $15.99 Green - Men's XL $15.99 Green - Men's 2XL $15.99
Graffiti T-Shirt Style: GT203 Draw pictures or write your own messages on the Graffiti Tee. The battery-powered illuminating panel glows and pulses to make your artwork grab copious amounts of attention. Five selectable lighting options. Includes 2 pens and a wipe cloth. Hand wash only. Black - Men's Medium $36.95 Black - Men's Large $36.95 Black - Men's XL $36.95 Black - Men's 2XL $36.95
Shoe Monster T-Shirt Style: GT176 This image gives new meaning to the phrase, "these things are so filthy, they'll walk themselves to the cleaners." But really, how cool would it be to have a shoe monster that could tie your laces for you? Blue - Men's XL $4.99 Blue - Men's 2XL $4.99
You Are SO Off my Buddy List T-Shirt Style: GT185 Somebody tick you off? The standard retaliations (shunning, aspersion casting, downright slander) just don't hack it any more. Pull up your instant messenger, select that screen name, and pull the plug. That'll learn 'em.
Only Women's Style Available Abandon Ship T-Shirt Style: GT100 Don't you hate it when your X1 loses power on an overcast day? Maybe the geniuses behind the solar panels ought to be throttled. Luckily, in the case of a water landing, your horizontal booster can be used as a flotation device. Shirt made in USA
Only Women's Style Available Exploded Boombox T-Shirt Style: GT108 The portable stereo cassette player, circa 1987... ah, the memories. Teenagers will only shake their heads as you try to describe the joys of strutting the neighborhood with one of these beauties on your shoulder. Eight "D" batteries not included. Shirt made in USA
You Have Died of Dysentery T-Shirt Style: GT196 "The Oregon Trail" taught me everything I needed to know about medicine. Sustained fever? Typhoid. Jaw inflammation? Mumps. Going number two a lot? Dysentery. I also spent too much time writing cheeky tombstone epitaphs, which is probably why I'm a writer and not a doctor. Please note: American Apparel shirts tends to run a bit small Blue - Men's Large $6.99 Blue - Men's XL $4.99 Blue - Men's 2XL $4.99 Blue - Women's Small $4.99 Blue - Women's Medium $4.99
The Sun is Trying to Kill Me T-Shirt Style: GT127 The sun, it always goes for me. I can't even peek out the window during the daylight without getting slapped down hard by a sunbeam. Like I really need to have my blood boiled, my skin cooked, my DNA mutated. Feh. 1431376 Women's XL Black - Men's Medium $15.99 Black - Men's Large $15.99 Black - Men's XL $15.99 Black - Men's 2XL $15.99 Black - Women's Small $15.99 Black - Women's Large $15.99 Black - Women's XL $15.99 Women's Style Favorites
Vow of Silence T-Shirt Style: GT124 "Yeah, it's great. I don't get in fights anymore, and I cancelled the $50 a month phone bill, and my students are actually better behaved. The only problem is that I can't tell anybody what a blast it... oh, crud." Shirt made in USA Black - Men's 2XL $4.99 Black - Women's Medium $4.99 Black - Women's Large $4.99 Black - Women's XL $4.99
Only Women's Style Available Talk Nerdy to Me T-Shirt Style: GT129 Now there's a sexy phrase. Don't we all want our significant others whispering sweet nothings about new Battlestar Galactica episodes or unchecked SYN packets? Do you like my Guildhall mods for Half-Life 2, baby? Wowsers! I'm totally blushing. Black - Women's Small $15.99 Black - Women's Medium $15.99 Black - Women's Large $15.99
WOW Horde Crest T-Shirt Style: GT132 For players, no introduction is needed. For those on the outside, know that the Horde represents the underworld and the ruthless: trolls, blood elves, orcs and the undead, all banded together to squash the good guys. World of Warcraft WoW (c)Blizzard Entertainment, used with permission 1431396 Women's XL Black - Men's Medium $15.99 Black - Men's Large $15.99 Black - Men's XL $15.99 Black - Men's 2XL $15.99 Black - Women's Small $15.99 Black - Women's Medium $15.99 Black
Only Women's Style Available Popularity Social Disease T-Shirt Style: GT125 In packs, they circle... lurking on campus, in clubs, bars and restaurants. They are the Socs, the Pops, the Clique. Through exclusion, they rule. Only those well trained in the solitary arts are immune to their shunning. • 50% cotton, 50% polyester Blue - Women's Small $4.99 Blue - Women's Medium $4.99 Blue - Women's Large $4.99 Blue - Women's XL $4.99
Exploded 8 Track T-Shirt Style: GT107 To some, it's a legend. For others, a fairy tale to frighten children. Artifact engineers and audio historians alike debate the existence of the 8 Track, but we can all appreciate this complete schematic of a portable Stereo 8 player. Asphalt - Men's Medium $6.99 Asphalt - Men's XL $4.99 Asphalt - Men's 2XL $4.99 Asphalt - Women's Small $4.99 Asphalt - Women's Medium $4.99 Asphalt - Women's Large $4.99 Asphalt - Women's XL $4.99
Fix Computer for Brains T-Shirt Style: GT182 Technically, zombies don't just eat brains. They'll go for any living flesh. It wasn't until the 1985 Dan O'Bannon semi-comedic film Return of the Living Dead that the whole "Brains! Brains!" cliché got started. Oh, and "fixing" a computer? Another myth. Black - Men's Medium $15.99 Black - Men's Large $15.99 Black - Men's XL $15.99 Black - Men's 2XL $15.99
CapsLock for Awesome T-Shirt Style: GT143 ZOMG!!! IM SO AWESOME I DON'T HAVE TO CARE ABOUT NET ETIQUETTE ANYMORE!!! LOL!!! DON'T CALL ME N00B, IM IN YOUR BROWSER, TYPING IN ALL CAPS!! NOTHING SAYS GOOD TIMES LIKE CAPS LOCK!!! Blue - Men's Medium $15.99 Blue - Men's Large $15.99 Blue - Men's XL $15.99 Blue - Men's 2XL $15.99